well i'm back at this again
tollin' the bell that rings the end
harmony drools and chaos rules
so thus begins an empire of fools

normality is boring me
we need a change of scenery
being sane is a luxury
WHY DON'T YOU TRY INSANITY?

it's been so long since i've had some fun
i don't know where to start so much to be done
i'm the life of the party THE BEES KNEES
and if you love her then you're GONNA LOVE ME
i'm full of surprises guess what's up my sleeve?
a THOUSAND YEARS OF TRAGEDY
(a thousand years of tragedy)

pigs are gonna fly under my reign
you know NOTHING'S gonna be THE SAME
and i can see it right in your eyes
it AIN'T THAT PRETTY up in the skies

there's no moon and there's no sun
and madness is plaguing EVERYONE
i've just begun and my flags unfurled
i proclaim this the CHAOS CAPITAL OF THE WORLD

ARRIVEDERCI!

arrivederci!
und GUTTENTAG
you know this WILL NEVER STOP
fields are checkers
houses are cards
the world is CRAZY FROM NEAR AND FAR

caution on the SOAP ROADS where ever you walk
and when gravity lets you float MIND THE DROP
cottan candy clouds have DARKENED THE DAY
there's a storm of chocolate milk ON THE WAY
it's blindingly dark as the sky's rising DOWN
THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP CAN'T SAVE YOU NOW
(the power of friendship can't save you now)

NO HAPPY ENDINGS when i hold the quill
NOT A DROP OF JOY shall come to pass
parchment reads BIG CATASTROPHE
and I plan to deliver en masse

i'm every BAD STORY you've ever been told
and you may call me the FUGITIVE SOUL
i've just begun and my flags unfurled
i proclaim this the CHAOS CAPITAL OF THE WORLD

arrivederci
und ADIOS
what exits here is WHAT MATTERS MOST
THE LORD OF CHAOS
has the floor
THEY AIN'T YOUR FRIENDS ANYMORE

skippa-adee-a-skippa-adoo
terrible thing's are a-brew

there goes happiness OUT THE DOOR

ARRIVEDERCI!
ARRIVEDERCI!
GUTTENTAG! ADIOS!
ARRIVEDERCI!

ARRIVEDERCI!
ARRIVEDERCI!
SAYONARA! AU REVOIR!
ARRIVEDERCI!