You promised this and you promised that, You promised everything and now it's all gone black.

fee fi fo and fum this is not my idea of fun get a little something from a whole lot of nothing ha... ha... ha...

told ya once and i told ya twice i might as wella told you a hundred times you don't go in where yer not allowed it just might land you in the ground as you can see i've been pretty bad it's a side effect of going mad now i ask you please don't try to run since yer here we can start the fun boom-a-doom-an-RAWR-yer-dead don't let me catch you in my shed told you stay outta mah shed i've been doin' this for far too long and the growl in mah stomach is growin' strong i'm so hungry i could eat a horse and you're lookin' like the main course now lookit what ya made me do you've landed yerself as a batch of glue but you only get what you deserve and this mah dear is what ya've earned boom-a-doom-an-RAWR-yer-dead you're never welcome in my shed take a seat mah dear and if it's all the same sit back and relax WHILE I EAT YER BRAINS should've stayed outside shouldn'tve gone inside you go in and you're dead no you don't go in my (SHED)

bad ass scootaloo is on the roads coming from nowhere and nowhere to go bad ass scootalo's an orange blur moving so fast she's burning the earth bad ass scootaloo on attack bad ass scootaloo ain't taking no flak bad ass scootaloo tearing up the ground sonic scootaboom comin' round can't stop, can't stop the can't beat, can't beat the scootazoom the scootadoom the scootaboom the scootaloo bad ass scootaloo is on the roads coming from nowhere and nowhere to go bad ass scootaloo got a need for speed burning rubber up and down the street bad ass scootazoom bad ass scootadoom bad ass scootaboom bad ass scootaloo

well i'm back at this again tollin' the bell that rings the end harmony drools and chaos rules so thus begins an empire of fools normality is boring me we need a change of scenery being sane is a luxury WHY DON'T YOU TRY INSANITY? it's been so long since i've had some fun i don't know where to start so much to be done i'm the life of the party THE BEES KNEES and if you love her then you're GONNA LOVE ME i'm full of surprises guess what's up my sleeve? a THOUSAND YEARS OF TRAGEDY (a thousand years of tragedy) pigs are gonna fly under my reign you know NOTHING'S gonna be THE SAME and i can see it right in your eyes it AIN'T THAT PRETTY up in the skies there's no moon and there's no sun and madness is plaguing EVERYONE i've just begun and my flags unfurled i proclaim this the CHAOS CAPITAL OF THE WORLD ARRIVEDERCI! arrivederci! und GUTTENTAG you know this WILL NEVER STOP fields are checkers houses are cards the world is CRAZY FROM NEAR AND FAR caution on the SOAP ROADS where ever you walk and when gravity lets you float MIND THE DROP cottan candy clouds have DARKENED THE DAY there's a storm of chocolate milk ON THE WAY it's blindingly dark as the sky's rising DOWN THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP CAN'T SAVE YOU NOW (the power of friendship can't save you now) NO HAPPY ENDINGS when i hold the quill NOT A DROP OF JOY shall come to pass parchment reads BIG CATASTROPHE and I plan to deliver en masse i'm every BAD STORY you've ever been told and you may call me the FUGITIVE SOUL i've just begun and my flags unfurled i proclaim this the CHAOS CAPITAL OF THE WORLD arrivederci und ADIOS what exits here is WHAT MATTERS MOST THE LORD OF CHAOS has the floor THEY AIN'T YOUR FRIENDS ANYMORE skippa-adee-a-skippa-adoo terrible thing's are a-brew there goes happiness OUT THE DOOR ARRIVEDERCI! ARRIVEDERCI! GUTTENTAG! ADIOS! ARRIVEDERCI! ARRIVEDERCI! ARRIVEDERCI! SAYONARA! AU REVOIR! ARRIVEDERCI!

What's one wish to another when you've got nothing to worry about? It's not like you've ever had to shout GET IT DON'T YOU GET IT DON'T YOU GET ALL YOU WANT ALL THE TIME? Open your pretty mouth Try not to bite down You got nothing now DON'T YOU LET ME CATCH YOU WITH A FROWN YOU"LL LEARN TO REGRET IT

I had a dream where you were real I had a dream where you stole my heart but when I woke you were nowhere to be seen and my chest was branded with your mark now when I sleep all I can see is my hands reaching out for you firmly grabbing hold of your pretty face and tearing your perfect skull in two DON'T LET ME WAKE BECAUSE I'M NOT THROUGH TEARING A FEW STRIPS OFF OF YOU DON'T LET ME WAKE BECAUSE I'M NOT THROUGH THROTTLING THE LIFE RIGHT OUT OF YOU now when I sleep all I want is you screaming endlessly soaked in blood with broken limbs I want you to pay for what you did to me DO NOT LET ME WAKE