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I WANNA BE RICH TOO
WOULD YOU LIE TO ME?
GENE SIMMONS WATCHES ME TAKE A PISS
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AFTER ALL THE DRUGS YOU BOUGHT
YOU COULD ONLY AFFORD ONE BULLET
GONNA LEAVE A LEGACY
EVERYONE'S GONNA
REMEMBER ME
BUT
YOU
FUCKING
MISSED
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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGHHHH
VINYL
CD
EIGHT-TRACK
DIGITAL
EVERYBODY KNOWS IT'S THE BEST FORMAT
IT'S THE BEST FORMAT
BETTER THAN CD
FUCKIN' POSER PIECE OF SHIT
THE BEST FORMAT
IS CASSETTE
BETTER THAN VINYL
FUCKIN' POSER PIECE OF SHIT
WRAHG
WIGH
WROHG
WROO
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A HURRICANE
OF DICK
I WANNA HAVE SEX WITH EVERYBODY
EVERYWHERE
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He gave up and became a rapper.
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I'M SO HARDCORE
I'M SO COOL
I KILLED EVERYONE AT MY SCHOOL
KILLED MY TEACHERS
KILLED MY FRIENDS
I HOPE YOU BROUGHT SOME FRESH DEPENDS(tm)
KILL YOUR FAMILY
KILL YOUR FRIENDS
SCREAMING LAUGHTER NEVER ENDS
KILL THEM WITH A BLOODY KNIFE
MAKE A NECKLACE WITH THEIR ASS
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
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I'M GONNA SAY THE WRONG THING SOMETIME
THEN YOU KNOW WHERE I'LL BE
TARRED AND FEATHERED LIKE A CHICKEN
LYNCHED UP HIGH FROM A MAPLE TREE
NO ONE CAN TAKE A JOKE ANYMORE
AND MY SENSE OF HUMOUR'S GONNA GET ME KILLED
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WHAT'S WITH THESE CRITICS
WRECKING UP MY SHIT?
ALL THESE CRITICS ARE FUCKING BITCHES
FUCKIN' BITCHES
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POST
NEO
MODERN
NU
METAL
WILL
RISE AGAIN
At some point in human history a few million people were convinced that Limp Bizkit was a band whose music was worth paying actual money for. Whether they were impressionable youths who didn't know any better, rebellious teens desperate for something to show off as a retaliation to whatever authority figures they did not like, dipshits who didn't understand irony, or maybe even people who genuinely liked the band, we would now like to push the motion to globally acknowledge that this was all a massive mistake. We mean c'mon, it's Limp fucking Bizkit, a group of actually talented musicians who can't seem to disagree with or axe possibly the worst front men in music history after Morrissey.
But this is all rich coming from the guy's who made this piece of shit album, but not as rich as the moron who is not only still listening to it, but also looking up the lyrics for it.
We hope you feel good about yourself.
NU METAL ALL THE TIME
NU METAL NEVER DIED
CHA CHA CHA
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CM'ERE PUPPY
I WANNA LITTLE PUPPY SO I CAN MAKE CHINESE
PUPPY YOU TASTE SO GOOD
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i tried real hard to figure out what was being said here but life is too fucking short for this shit
OH
GONNA
FUCK IT
ARE YOU A BOY OR A LADY?
I DON'T CARE WHICH
monkey noises
BUT YOU GOT
NOOKIE
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YOU ARE WRONG AND I AM RIGHT
STRAIGHT EDGE IS A WAY OF LIFE
(I'll DRINK TO THAT!)
ME AND MY CREW ARE GONNA SET IT RIGHT
STRAIGHT EDGE IS A WAY OF LIFE
(AND I DON'T CARE!)
ALL THE HARDCORE BANDS YOU START
SOUND THE SAME
ALL THE HARDCORE BANDS YOU START
STILL SOUND THE SAME
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DOES THIS OUTFIT MAKE ME LOOK LAME?
I DON'T KNOW
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What do you think the fucking lyrics are?
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GIRL AT THE RECORD STORE HAS A
(HARD ROCKING ASS)
AND I WANNA FUCK IT
BAREBACK
(NO LUBE)
NO LUBE
(BAREBACK)
WWWAAAHHHG!
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If you can't get these lyrics then kindly fuck off.
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DON'T DEEPTHROAT
IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE IT
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18. |
Luv Song [Single Mix]
00:17
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I'D LOVE TO
MAKE SOME LOVE
WITH MY BIG
DICK
A LOVE SONG
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STRAIGHT EDGERS ARE SO LAME
THEY DON'T DO DRUGS
THEY DON'T DRINK
THEY DON'T GET IT ON UNTIL THEY'RE MARRIED
LAME!
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No fuckin' lyrics because even though they weren't actually racist people would have said they were because that was part of the original joke and we were like 'nah, not worth it'.
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Beats us.
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Even we don't have a clue what is being said here.
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